New TSA Policy Orders Travelers to Freeze on Command

"If a republican government fails
to secure public prosperity and happiness, it must be because the citizens neglect the divine commands, and elect bad men to make and administer the laws."                                  Noah Webster

“We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.”                         Edward R. Murrow

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not
only prepared to take arms,
but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life
and who are willing to consciously
work and sacrifice for that freedom."
                           John F. Kennedy

        A well regulated militia,
        being necessary to the
        security of a free State,
        the right of the people
        to keep and bear arms,
        shall not be infringed.

The United States has been declared under martial law. All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Anyone failing to attend morning school prayer will be shot. The number one enemy of progress is questions. National security is more important than individual rights. Sports broadcasts will proceed as scheduled. Shut up, be happy, obey all orders without question. At last everything is done for you.
                                     Jello Biafra